Don't Be A Little Bitch Mug
The Little Apple

Don't Be A Little Bitch Mug

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Don't be a little bitch. (Thank you for listening to my Ted Talk.) Coffee Mug.

This coffee mug is like your brutally honest best friend who’s had one too many espressos. It sits there, staring at you, judging your life choices as you pour your third cup of coffee at 3 p.m. just to survive a Zoom meeting. The coffee mug’s message, *“Don’t be a little bitch,”* hits harder than the caffeine, reminding you that yes, you *could* tackle that inbox or finally start that workout routine. But instead, you’re here, sipping liquid motivation and pretending you’re the CEO of your life. And then, just when you’re about to spiral into existential dread, it hits you with the mic drop: *“Thank you for listening to my TED Talk.”* Suddenly, you’re not just holding a mug—you’re holding a life coach, a comedian, and a motivational speaker all in one. But now you can’t decide if the coffee mug is inspiring you or roasting you. Cheers to coffee mugs that tell it like it is.

Size: 14oz